Thursday, 15 September 2016

Gandhi Jayanti *2016* Wishes,Quotes

Gandhi Jayanti Wishes 2016 : Gandhi Jayanti is the biggest festival of indian State named gujarat. gujarat people do celebrate this festival significantly with all love and joy. It’s great to see an Ancient festival still survived Gandhi Jayanti Wishes and greetings in hindi and english Modern era. fact, it is the greatness of baapuji. Years passes, but some traditions, cultures and persons will never change. Let me come to the topic. For Gujarat's biggest Festival, for to help gujarat people celebrate Gandhi Jayanti grandly, here I am providg Gandhi Jayanti Images, Gandhi Jayanti Wishes for people of India  in hindi Language, Gandhi Jayanti quotes and so many Gandhi Jayanti Greetings to All. Have a look.


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Gandhi Jayanti is a birth of Mahatma Gandhi festival celebrated  gujarat. We can say Gandhi Jayanti is Gujarat's festival and the Festival of  Flowers.  Every year gujarat people do celebrate Gandhi Jayanti festival  the month of which is a Month. Accordg to Gregorian Calendar, Gandhi Jayanti is celebrated every year  the month of August or September. Gandhi Jayanti festival lies  between those two months itself.

Gandhi jayanti Wishes and Greetings

'I don’t reject Christ. I love Christ. It’s just that so many of you Christians are so unlike Christ.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'God lives, but not as we. His creatures live but to die. But God is life. Therefore, goodness is not an attribute. Goodness is God.' Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!
'One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be defended against the heaviest odds.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Peace is the most powerful weapon of mankind.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti! 
 'Freedom is never dear at any price. It is the breath of life. What would a man not pay for living?' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'The real love is to love them that hate you, to love your neighbor even though you distrust him.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
 'Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent than the one derived from fear of punishment.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Peace between countries must rest on the solid foundation of love between individuals.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
 'Anger is the enemy of non-violence and pride is a monster that swallows it up.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'To answer brutality with brutality is to admit one’s moral and intellectual bankruptcy and it can only start a viscous cycle.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Faith is put to the test when the situation is most difficult.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Happy Gandhi Jayanti Wishes 



Piche mude bina hi Jisne jeena sikha diya
Us mahan aatma ka Aaj janamdin aa gaya.
Gandhi Jayanti Mubarak!!
HAPPY GANDHI JAYANTI…!!


Satya ahinsha ki andhi hai,
Chalta Seena Tane ,
Bura Na Mano Gandhi Hai
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!


Aaj Ek Solid Bande Ka Janamdin Hai
Bole Toh Apna Gandhi Bapu
Mast Yaad Karne Ka Aur Karane Ka
Is Message Ko Forward Karne Ka, Kya Mamu!!
HAPPY GANDHI JAYANTI…!!


There is nothing that wastes the body like worry,
and one who has any faith in God should be ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever”
“Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed.
Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.”
Happy Gandhi Jayanti…


Jisaki Socha ne kar
diya kamal desh ka
badal gaya surate hal
sabne boli satya aur
ahinsa ki boli
har gali me jali videshi
vastuon ki holi
Gandhi Jayanti Mubarak !!!


There is nothing that wastes the body like worry,
and one who has any faith in God should be
ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed.
Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti…


Mahatma Gandhi has come to be known as the
Father of India and a beacon of light in
the last decades of British colonial rule,
promoting non-violence, justice and harmony
between people of all faiths.Wishes on
Gandhi Jayanti to all of my friends.


Pappu: Ek Baat Bata Yeh Bapu Ka Sabhi Noto Pe Hasta Hua Photo Kyun Hai ?
Bholu: Mujhe Kya Pata?
Pappu: Pagal Royenge Toh Note Geela Ho Jaayega Na…


Frnds I’m Collecting
Gandhiji’s Photos.
Give ur Contribution
2 my Collection.
A small Condition is -
It must be on
500 or 1000 Rupees Note…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti..


Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagrahe ka raag sunaya tha..
Woh Mahatma Gandhi Kehlaya tha..


The father of the nation with the
tools of truth and nonviolence,
Freed our nation from imperialism,
Follow path of truth and wisdom,
Pay homage to this great leader
on Gandhi Jayanti & always…..


Wealth without work
Pleasure without conscience
Science without humanity
Knowledge without character
Politics without principle
Commerce without morality
Worship without sacrifice.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!



Khadi Meri Shaan Hai,
Karm Hi Meri Puja Hai,
Sach Mera Karm Hai,
Aur Hindustan Meri Jaan Hai
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.


Its Oct 2, Birthday Of Mahatma Gandhi.
One of the Greatest Human ever born in India.
Let’s Salute the Great Soul.
Jai Hind!!!


Its day of celebrations
Its day to value a special person
Person who is the cause of our nation
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence
Its Mahatma Gandhi..The Father of Nation !


The father of the nation with the tools of truth and non-violence Freed our nation from imperialism Follow path of truth and wisdom Pay homage to this great leader on Gandhi Jayanti & always ! Happy Gandhi Jayanti to all.


Aaj Ka Din Bada Hi Dhasu Hai,
Bole Toh Aaj Gandhi Bapu Ki Jayanti Hai,
Mast Yaad Karne Ka Aur Karne Ka Mamu Bole
To msg Forward Kar Jaldi.


Sirf Ek Satya,
Ek Ahinsa,
Do He Jinke Hathiyaar,
Un Hathiyaro Se Hi To,
Kar Diya Hindustan Aazad,
Aise Amar atma Ko Karo Milke Salam.


One Man Army,
Is The Great Gandhi (Bapu),
We Make Proud For Him,
And We More SMS Send for This Grand Day.


Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul.
It is daily admission of one’s weakness,
It is better in prayer to have a heart
without words than words without a heart.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!


May the spirit of truth and non-violence be with us in this Gandhi Jayanti. Wishing you happy Gandhi jayanti !


Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagraha ka raag sunaya tha,
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo Mahatma kehlaya tha…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!


Raghupati Raghav raja Ram, patit pavan Sita Ram
Sita Ram Sita Ram,Bhaj pyare tu Sitaram
Ishwar Allah tero naam, Saab ko Sanmti de Bhagavan
Happy Gandhi Jayanti….!!


You can chain me, you can torture me,
you can even destroy this body,
but you will never imprison my mind.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti..



Gandhi jayanti wishes Facebook



Its day of celebrations,
Its day to value a special person,
Person who is the cause of our nation,
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence,
Its Mahatama Gandhi..
The Father of Nation…


On Gandhi Jayanti,
lets pay our tributes to the
messiah of non-violence &
take leadership in creating
better polity in India,
to build a best India!
**Happy Gandhi Jayanti**


G = Great
A = Amazing
N = Nice
D = Daring
H = History
I = India
Happy Birthday “Father of the Nation”
Happy Gandhi Jayanti .


Always aim at complete harmony of thought
and word and deed. Always aim at purifying
your thoughts and everything will bewell.
Best Wishes on Gandhi Jayanti…


May the spirit of truth and non-violence be
with us in this Gandhi Jayanti.
Wishing you happy Gandhi jayanti !


A man who was completely innocent, offered
himself as a sacrifice for the good of
others, including his enemies, and became
the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.


Jisaki Socha ne kar
diya kamal desh ka
badal gaya surate hal
sabne boli satya aur
ahinsa ki boli
har gali me jali videshi
vastuon ki holi
Gandhi Jayanti Mubarak !!!


Gandhi jayanti wishes in English


I know, to banish anger altogether from
one’s breast is a difficult task.
It cannot be achieved through pure personal effort.
It can be done only by God’s grace.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti…


Ishwar Alla Tero Naam Sab Ko Sanmati De Bhagwan,
Boley Toh Gandhi Jayanti Aur Gandhigiri Zindabad,
Wish You Happy Gandhi Jayanti


There is nothing that wastes the body like worry,
and one who has any faith in God should be
ashamed to worry about anything whatsoever
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed.
Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.




Gandhi jayanti wishes Messages


Happy Gandhi Jayanti…
Satya ahinsha ki andhi hai,
Chalta Seena Tane ,
Bura Na Mano Gandhi Hai
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!


It’s day of celebrations,
Its day to value a special person,
Person who is the cause of our nation,
Who taught world the lesson of non-violence,
Its Mahatama Gandhi..
The Father of Nation……


The father of the nation with the tools of truth and nonviolence,
Freed our nation from imperialism,
Follow path of truth and wisdom,
Pay homage to this great leader
on Gandhi Jayanti & always…..


Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagrahe ka raag sunaya tha..
Woh Mahatma Gandhi Kehlaya tha..
HAPPY GANDHI JAYANTI!!


Mohandass: Disciple of Krishna
Karamchand: King of Karma
was aptly called Mahatma – a supreme soul.
He earned this sobriquet due to his noble
deeds and for propagating non-violence to attain peace.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!


Let’s be proud of our heritage and values.
Let’s hold our head high for being born in
a country whose father is Mahatma Gandhi.
Salutation on his Birthday!
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!


Wealth without work,
Pleasure without conscience,
Science without humanity,
Knowledge without character,
Politics without principle,
Commerce without morality,
Worship without sacrifice.

Happy Gandhi Jayanti!

Gandhi jayanti wishes Images

The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world’s problem.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'When you want to find Truth as God, the only inevitable means is love, that is nonviolence.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Nothing has saddened me so much in life as the hardness of heart of educated people.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
I'm prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'We have to handover the earth, the air, the land and the water to the children at least as it was handed over to us.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'All humanity is one undivided and indivisible family, and each one of us is responsible for the misdeeds of all the others.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment. Full effort is full victory.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Distinguish between real needs and artificial wants and control the latter.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Nobody can hurt me without my permission.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'I wish to change there minds, not kill them for weaknesses we all poses.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Faith becomes lame, when it ventures into matters pertaining to reason!' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
 'A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed, always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act depriving a whole nation of arms as the blackest.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
 'Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti.
'Prayer is the key of the morning and the bolt of the evening.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti..
'An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'One can measure the greatness and the moral progress of a nation by looking at how it treats its animals.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti..!
'Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti..
'Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s needs, but not even one man’s greed.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'I believe that there is no prayer without fasting and there is no real fast without prayer.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'The hardest heart and the grossest ignorance must disappear before the rising sun of suffering without anger and without malice.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
 'A leader is useless when he acts against the promptings of his own conscience.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti!
'I have no disciples, being myself an aspirant after discipleship and in search of a guru.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti...!
'Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.' - Happy Gandhi Jayanti

Gandhi jayanti wishes in Hindi 



Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!


Gandhi jayanti per mera Sabhi se bas yahi kehna hai,
Jeena hai to gandhi jaise Warna jeena bhi kya jeena hai
HAPPY GANDHI JAYANTI…!!


Raghupati Raghav raja Ram, patit pavan Sita Ram
Sita Ram Sita Ram,Bhaj pyare tu Sitaram
Ishwar Allah tero naam, Saab ko Sanmti de Bhagavan
Happy Gandhi Jayanti....!!


CIRCUIT-Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI
Ke Bare Me Batao.
MUNNA BHAI-Gandhi Mast,
Solid Admi Tha.
Par JAYANTI Ke Sath Kya Lafda Tha,
Ye Apun Nahi Janta..!


A man who was completely innocent,
offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others,
including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world.
It was a perfect act.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti…..


Munnabhai:Ye gandhi Bapu har note par haste kyu rehte hai?
Cicuit:Simple hai bhai…
Royenge to note geela nahi ho jayega!!
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!


‘Aaj Ek Solid Bande Ka Janamdin Hai
Bole Toh Apna Gandhi Bapu
Mast Yaad Karne Ka Aur Karane Ka
Is Message Ko Forward Karne Ka, Kya Mamu’


Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagraha ka raag sunaya tha,
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo Mahatma kehlaya tha…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!


‘The difference between what we do and what
we are capable of doing would suffice to
solve most of the world’s problems’.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!


Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!


You must not lose faith in Humanity.
Humanity is an ocean,
if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the
ocean does not become dirty
HAPPY GANDHI JAYANTI!!


Desh k liye jisne vilas ko thukraya tha,
Tyag videshi dhage usne khud hi khaadi banaya tha,
Pehen k kaath ki chappal jisne Satyagraha ka raag sunaya tha,
Desh ka tha anmol wo deepak jo Mahatma kehlaya tha…
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!


'The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world’s problems'. Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!


Har kamyabi pay aap ka naam hoga,
Apke har qadam pay duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilon ka samna himmat sey karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka ghulam hoga..
Happy Gandhi Jayanti!


Gandhi jayanti per mera Sabhi se bas yahi kehna hai,
Jeena hai to gandhi jaise Warna jeena bhi kya jeena hai
HAPPY GANDHI JAYANTI…!!

Friday, 29 January 2016

{^^2016^^} Anti Valentines day Quotes,Sayings,Poems,Cards

5 Rude Valentines Day Poems: Anti Valentine Poems

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If the same thing happened with you then this valentine will be more irritating for you and  here are some of the Anti-Valentines Day quotes and sayings specially for you.


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This World became more dramatic then it was earlier people need mother's day / fathers day to respect and to make their parents happy and they need Valentine's Day to make their partner feel special.


 Everyday is Valentine's day,  it doesn't need specific date or day to make your lover feel special.
Valentines Day 2015 Pick Up Lines For Him And Her
 Valentines day is when people get FREE food and SEX.
 Valentines day is for those lovers who need to remind their partners that they still love each other.
Funny Anti Valentine's Day 2015 Quotes and Sayings

 Celebrate Anti-Valentines day on this Valentines day to show the universe that we don't need specific date or day to make our lovers feel special.
Top # 20+ Cute Valentines Day 2015 Quotes
 Valentine's day actually reminds us that there is someone better than Santa Claus in this world.
Funny Anti Valentine's Day 2015 Quotes and Sayings

 A Successful man is the one who make much more money than his Wife can spend. A Successful Woman is the one who an find such man for her.

 Valentines Day is so fake. If you love a girl, you’ll treat her special every day. Not once out of 365 days. 
 If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Funny Anti Valentine's Day 2016 Quotes and Sayings


 That awkward moment when you realize that the Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet and your parents.


 Valentine’s day is the golden chance to change your Girlfriend/boyfriend.


Funny Anti Valentine's Day 2015 Quotes and Sayings

  If you really need a day to tell your partner that you love her/him perhaps you don't.
Funny Valentines Day Printable Cards
 One day in February isn't special but you are My LOVE.
This valentine’s day, I wont cry for u bcz my mascara is too expensive.Some People treat relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEATI don’t love valentine’s day but i love half price chocolate day.Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the best way to remain sad.Valentine’s day remind me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover.Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampireThe course of a true love did never run straight.


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 People call it valentine and i call it just another Friday.
Valentines Week List 2016 Dates And Schedule
 I'm not yours and you are not mine Be my anti-valentine.


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Tuesday, 26 January 2016

Happy Slap Day 2016 Messages SMS Quotes

Huge Collection On Slap Day 2016 Greetings SMS in English, Happy Slap Day 2016 SMS, Messages, Quotes in English, Hindi, Valentine Slap Day 2016 Greetings, Funny Jokes, SMS for Friends..!
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On this slap day let us not slap the person but
“slap the ties”.
You can send a “slap card” or a “slap email”.
Happy Slap Day..

Happy Slap Day Messages SMS Quotes


Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!
Slap Day is here..
You slap your old boyfriend (for whatever wrong he did to you)
and break all ties.
Happy Slap Day>>>>

ur advice is that if physically slapping your ex-beau is not possible, here are a few Slap Day messages in English and Hindi that you could send across through Whatsapp, Facebook, Twitter and SMS to make your point. Take your pick!


Look at yourself in the micro and slap yourself hard, and your will realize the pain you had given me throughout!

The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl; By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite; To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping! Happy Slap Day!


Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge; Jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge; Jab aap hamein bhool jaoge; Tab Aisa Thappar parungi ki sab yaad aajayega! Happy Slap Day!

Happy Slap Day 2016 Messages SMS Quotes

The best excuse after slapping someone – just say ‘I didn’t slap him, I high-fived his face’! Happy Slap Day!

This must be the most to-the-point of all Slap Day messages! It says: On this day day let us not slap the person but ‘slap the ties’!’

LAZY BOY: Jaan 1 Glas Pani De Do; Girl: Khud Uth Ke Pi Lo; Boy: Plz De Do Na; Girl: Ab Manga To Thapar Marungee; Boy: Thapr MARNE Aao To Pani Lete Ana. Happy Slap Day!


Jab Ap hamse rooth jaoge
Jab aap hamse khafa hojaoge
Jab aap hamein bhool jaoge
Tab
Aisa
Thappar parungi ki sab yaad aajayega
Happy Slap Day..
Sacha Dost Woh Hai Jo
Aap Ki Ankh Me Pehla Ansu Dekhey
To
Doosra Ansu Ponch Ley
Teesra Ansu Rok Ley
Or
Chautha Ansu Dekhey To
Ek Thapar Mar K Bole
Ley Ab Khul Ke Ro!
!!!Happy Slap Day!!!

Student ko miss ne thapar raseed kia
Miss: Aaj Tum Late Q Aaye?
School 7 baje Shuru
Hota Hai Fir der Q Ki?.
Student:Miss,
Aap Mera Itni besabri se Intjar Mat Kiya Karo
Log Galat Samajte hai. hahaha ))


Happy Slap Day SMS Messages For Boyfriend



Newtons Third Law Of Love:The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl

By A Boy Is Equal & Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While slapping
Happy Slap day!
Look at yourself in the mirror
And slap yourself hard.
And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout.
Happy Slap day!!
Look at yourself in the mirror And slap yourself hard. And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout. Happy Slap day 01 !




I Don�t Think I�ll Have To Kill Her. Just Slap That Pretty Face Into Hamburger Meat, That�s All.




1 Feb VALENTINE�s DAY 1 Feb Slap Day 1 Feb Kick Day 1 Feb Perfume Day Happy Slap Day !




I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.

Happy Slap Day SMS Messages For GirlFriend





Dars Kya Dengy, Jo Apnay Kuttay Ko to Sath Sulatay Hen, Mgr Apni MAA ko Old House Chor Aty Hen. �Valentine my foot� !!!Happy Slap Day




I Love your smile your face and your eyes, Damn I�m good at telling lies! Happy Slap Day !!




Look at yourself in the mirror And slap yourself hard. And you will realize the pain you had given me throughout. Happy Slap day




This the best excuse for if you slap someone in the face, just say �i didn�t slap him, I high five his face� Happy Slap day

[**Advance**] Happy Valentines Day Wishes SMS Messages Quotes

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Advance Happy Valentines Day 2016 Whatsapp Status : Valentine's Day is one of world's biggest celebration day in the year, and valentine's day is the day to share our love and express love toward our beloved persons. Advance  Valentine's Day Whatsapp Status SMS Messages Wishes and Greetings are very common on the occasion of the Advance Happy Valentines day Wishes. Whether you're a girl or boy Valentines aka the day of Lovers is celebrated all over the world. And on this day many people’s set of Advance Happy Valentines day messages.

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Advance Valentines day Sms Messages For Boyfreind

All of us started because guests.

All of us grew to be buddies.


All of us grew to be one particular using each other…


All of us continue to be united permanently.


We’re 2 areas of a caring total


Two hearts along with a solitary heart


Pleased Valentine’s Morning.




Rose bushes are generally red, violets are generally blue


We made that cards only for anyone


It’s not really the actual neatest, this wouldn’t complete a test out


Yet it’s made out of love–that makes it the most beneficial.


I like playing


As it presented myself anyone


I like anyone


Because you are generally playing.



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You happen to be exclusive


You happen to be looking after and


You happen to be the most beneficial.


And I am the actual luckiest to own anyone within my life!


Pleased Valentine’s Morning my own lovely coronary heart!

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Really like places the actual entertaining in jointly, the actual miserable in apart, along with the pleasure in the coronary heart.


Pleased Valentine’s Morning my own enjoy.


Really like is similar to a cloud… enjoy is similar to a dream… enjoy is actually 1 phrase and everything in between… enjoy is often a fairytale come true… I discovered enjoy after i located anyone.





To be cared for the identical way everyday… that’s my own take on Valentine’s Morning.




May possibly that Valentines bless all of us using the cupid associated with enjoy and warmness associated with enchantment.


Pleased Valentine’s Morning Honey!


May possibly that Valentine’s Morning become loaded with enjoy, realizing, and contentment while you trip as a result of life using those you own beloved.


Advance Valentines day Quotes For Lover


Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts.

The best and most beautiful things in the world can’t be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart. As my love for you…


Love is like playing the piano.

First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and play from your heart.
Happy Valentine’s Day.

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Feelings are always the same

Saying it could be in different ways,
Some say it directly are called ‘LOVERS’
Some write them on paper & are called ‘POETS’
Happy Valentines Day.
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Its d Month of

Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs
It’s feb..
Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.
5+1 can sit in a Car.
3+1 can sit in a auto
1+1 can sit in a Bike.
Only 1 can sit in my Heart,
That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine.
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Advance Valentines day Quotes For her/Him



This is a moon which learns from you,

That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here, Its me who live for you.
To Give Pleasure To
A Single Heart By A
Single Act Is Better
Than A Thousand
Heads Bowing In Prayer.
What i need to live
has been given to me
by the earth..
Why i need to live
has been given to me
by you my valentine !!!
Happy Valentines Day.
I don’t understand why Cupid
was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day.
When I think about romance,
the last thing on my mind is a short,
chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Advance Valentines day Quotes For Hubby/Wife


I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

A life without love is like a year without summer.


Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.


No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along

True friends are hard to find, because the best ones are already mine! I love my Friends. Advance Valentines day Sms


I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox


The two qualities which chiefly inspire regard and affection [Are] that a thing is your own and that it is your only one

Advance Valentines day Messages For Hubby/Wife



There is abundant testimony That if we choose love rather than self, We gain immeasurably.
As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

Every time I think of you, I have to remind myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.

God made mud … God made dirt … God made guys so girls can flirt..
Two souls sharing a single thought
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
Love is blind… let’s be practical…lets open eyes and see our valentine.
Valentines Day is so fake. If you love someone, you’ll treat him/her special every day. Not once out of 365 days. Lovely Valentines Day’s Funny Jokes
Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever. BE My Valentine!



As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park, but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark! Happy valentines day.


Friendship Is A Language Spoken By Heart, Not Written On Paper,

Not Given By Pledge, It Is A Promise On This Promise Day,
To Renewed Every Time We Keep In Touch.


When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.  Happy valentines day

Advance Valentines day Messages For Friends


I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat. Happy valentines day



A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinking of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u. Happy valentines day


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